JUNE 26TH 1971 FREAKOUT WITH FRANK ZAPPA BOXING STYLE CARDBOARD POSTER FROM 90'S

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JUNE 26TH 1971 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION FRANK ZAPPA - FREAKOUT WITH THE MOTHERS LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA FILLMORE EAST - APPROXIMATELY 14 X 22 INCHES { USING A STANDARD SIZE 20TH CENTURY NORTH AMERICAN CHICKEN TO MEASURE IT } CARDBOARD BOXING STYLE POSTER - PRINTED BY TRIBUNE SHOWPRINT, INC. EARL PARK, INDIANA. THE FILLMORE EAST IS LOCATED IN NEW YORK CITY NOT LOS ANGELES AND THIS POSTER WAS NEVER PRINTED IN 1971, SO YOU CAN'T CALL IT A REPRINT. THE IMAGE WITH ZAPPA WEARING THE HAT IS FROM THE 1981 YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS ALBUM. I REMEMBER THIS POSTER BEING AROUND IN THE 90'S. BACK THEN I HAD AN OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER AND WOULD BUY ANYTHING WITH ZAPPA ON IT. I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING INTO REHAB MANY TIMES, BUT HEARD THAT THEY WAY THEY TREATED A ZAPPA OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER WAS THEY'D STICK YOU IN A ROOM AND MAKE YOU LISTEN TO HELEN REDDY MUSIC 12 HOURS A DAY, SO I NEVER WENT. ANYWAY THIS IS A REAL PRINTED POSTER ON CARD STOCK. YOU CAN SEE THE INK ON IT ON THE BACK THAT GOT ON THERE FROM ANOTHER POSTER THAT WAS UNDER THIS ONE WHEN THESE WERE STACKED. IT'S NEVER BEEN HUNG UP SO NO TAPE MARKS OR TACK HOLES. IT'S BEEN STORED FLAT SINCE WAY BACK THEN AND WILL GET SENT FLAT BETWEEN SOME PIECES OF CARDBOARD. JUST PICTURE THE TOP O' YO' HEAD BUT WITHOUT THE HAIRPIECE. FLAT SHIPPING RATE TOO. EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT FROM 1971 IT'S STILL PRETTY COOL. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND BUY IT TODAY. I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB.
HAVE YOU OR ANOTHER OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT VERY MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON WAY BACK WHEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA, WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU THOUGH BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?
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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING } AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YOUR STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOT SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND PLENTY OF OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.
PSSSSST........, HEY BUDDY, YEAH YOU, LARRY, YEAH I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. NOW JUST LET ME ASK YEZ, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VERY YOUNG, IN FACT RECENTLY BAKED MUFFIN FRESH FROM THE BAKERY, BEING IMMEDIATELY FORCED TO REMOVE HER ROSETTA, LEAVING HER VIRTUALLY STARK RAVING NUDE, THEN MADE TO BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM' BY A PAIR OF ARROGANT LOOKING CUPCAKES, THAT PLAN TO APPLY DISCIPLINE IN THE FORM OF A SEVERE BUTTER SPANKING ON BOTH SIDES WHILE BEING WATCHED BY SEVERAL LOAVES OF BREAD. { HEY, THERE ARE VIRTUALLY NO PEOPLE ON EARTH THAT WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THAT }. SO IT IS NOW WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I INTRODUCE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WITH CAVERNOUS BEHINDS TO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. JUST WADDLE ON INSIDE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?