1981 FRANK ZAPPA SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR CONCERT LOBBY HANDBILL+ PROMO BUTTON

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1981 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR / SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR / RETURN OF THE SON OF SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR - APPROX 8 3/4 X 11 INCHES PINK PAPER VARIATION LPS SALE AD CONCERT HANDBILL WITH THE SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR APPROX 2 1/8 METAL PINBACK BUTTON. BACK IN 1981 WHEN FRANK MADE THE 3 SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR ALBUMS THEY WERE ONLY AVAILABLE BY MAIL ORDER ONLY. BUT DURING THE ZAPPA 1981 USA TOUR FRANK WAS ALSO TRYING TO UNLOAD THEM AT HIS CONCERTS. IF YOU PLACE YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE IN FRONT OF PHOTO #5 YOU'LL SEE PRINTED: ON SALE TONIGHT IN LOBBY... .98 PER DISC OR BY MAIL ORDER! SO THIS AD WAS REALLY A HANDBILL HANDOUT THAT WAS AVAILABLE TO ANY HUNGRY FREAK THAT WENT TO THE CONCERT TO TAKE ABSOLUTELY FREE. NATURALLY THE AFORE-MENTIONED FREAK WOULD FOLD IT UP TO STICK IN HIS POCKET SO THERE'S FOLDS. THE FREAKS WHO DECIDED TO BUY ONE OR MORE SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR ALBUMS WOULD ALSO GET THE PROMO METAL PINBACK BUTTON. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL 40 YEAR OLD AS YOU CAN BY LOOKING AT THE TARNISH ON THE BACK IN PHOTO #3 AND NOT ONE THAT HAS BEEN MADE IN THE 21ST CENTURY. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND BUY IT TODAY. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS. I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB.
SO HERE'S THE DEAL, OLD MAN GEPPETTO CROAKED AND I GOT STUCK WITH PINOCCHIO. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, HEY HE'LL JUST FIT RIGHT IN WITH THE FURNITURE. HOWEVER LATER ON HIS NOSE STARTED GROWING AND TAKING UP A LOT OF SPACE. SO NOW HE NEEDS A NOSE JOB. YOU'D THINK THAT YOU COULD JUST WITTLE IT DOWN WITH A KNIFE OR SOMETHING. AFTER ALL IT'S MADE OUTTA WOOD. HOWEVER I'VE DISCOVERED THAT IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT AND THOSE NOSE REDUCTION SPECIALISTS ARE EXPENSIVE. SO I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB.
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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING } AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YOUR STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOT SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND PLENTY OF OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.
PSSSSST........, HEY BUDDY, YEAH YOU, LARRY, YEAH I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. NOW JUST LET ME ASK YEZ, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VERY YOUNG, IN FACT RECENTLY BAKED MUFFIN FRESH FROM THE BAKERY, BEING IMMEDIATELY FORCED TO REMOVE HER ROSETTA, LEAVING HER VIRTUALLY STARK RAVING NUDE, THEN MADE TO BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM' BY A PAIR OF ARROGANT LOOKING CUPCAKES, THAT PLAN TO APPLY DISCIPLINE IN THE FORM OF A SEVERE BUTTER SPANKING ON BOTH SIDES WHILE BEING WATCHED BY SEVERAL LOAVES OF BREAD. { HEY, THERE ARE VIRTUALLY NO PEOPLE ON EARTH THAT WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THAT }. SO IT IS NOW WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I INTRODUCE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WITH CAVERNOUS BEHINDS TO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. JUST WADDLE ON INSIDE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?